i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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