So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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