Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(817): View more from Texas

You're completely useless in the revolution.

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(409): View more from Texas

nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair

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(214): View more from Texas

Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.

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(949): View more from California

i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.

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(716): View more from New York

I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.

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(906): View more from Michigan

Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?

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(408): View more from California

My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine

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(407): View more from Florida

Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap

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