So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
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