I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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