We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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