I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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