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say what?
wanna hang out?
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
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