Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?