So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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