I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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