ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare