How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
It's rum buckets o'clock
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!