im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
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Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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