Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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