Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
