you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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