The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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