is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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