Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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