But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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