Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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