It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We had sex on a dog bed..
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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