That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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