Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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