I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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