Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
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That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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