A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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