I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
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... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just want nice things and good sex
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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