I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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