I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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