So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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