Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
