it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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