I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
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She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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