shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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