just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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