Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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