Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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