Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
The beer is more important than you right now.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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