Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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