In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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