the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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