i think my tv is drunk
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
My vagina is very pro this idea
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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