I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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