She announced her abortion via fbk
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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