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(318): View more from Louisiana

Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog

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(260): View more from Indiana

i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?

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(225): View more from Louisiana

walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.

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(254): View more from Texas

I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong

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(575): View more from New Mexico

Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?

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(646): View more from New York

I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea

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(613): View more from Ontario

You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.

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