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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings

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• (904): View more from Florida

  so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.

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  Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.

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  You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.

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• (213): View more from California

  Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??

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• (340): View more from US Virgin Islands

  I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  fuck you

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  also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo

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