i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo