found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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