you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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