i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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