Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Last time i carry you out of a forest
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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