did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
this just has baby written all over it
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
3 2 1 whiskey
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
