Already got asked if we're dating
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
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The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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