Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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