Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
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