You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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