That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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