but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He passed out mid-signature
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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