FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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