I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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